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    Whenever I get a package of M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength ss
and robustness of the candy as a species. To this  end, I hold M&M duels. Taking ss
two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them ssss
together until one of them cracks and splinters.  That is the "loser", and I eat sssssssss
the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found sssss
that, in general, the brown and red M&M's are tougher, and the newer blue ones are
genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&M's as a race cannot ssssss
survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and ssssss
snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, sss
or  pointer, or flatter that the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a ssssssssssss
weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this ssssss
way, the species continues to adapt to it's environment. When I reach the end of sss
the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make ss
no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in a envelope and send it to ssssssss
M&M Mars, a Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along
with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week
they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of sss
plain M&M's. I consider this "grant money". I have set aside the weekend for a sss
grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. s
     

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